What a monstrous mess Dick, Condoleezza, and I guess George W. have gotten us into- and not just debt unfortunately. I'm too cowardly and incompetent now to illustrate the other monster(s) they've helped to create and grow- just read or watch the news- unless you suffer from manic depression.

Not really an illustration, but a doodlefied graph:

Toetally (= punion) good memories---childhood yes- and I had a girlfriend in college that I ... well- never mind- nothing obscene, but...
Anyway, here's another chalkboard post [might work it up later into a ptg)- a little corny- (though the piggies ate the corns):















Are there a million posts w/this nursery rhyme?

There's feet in numbers. If it's a measure- there's numbers in feet. Huh? I'm tired- whatever.
My Old Feet.

Here's a Fantasy Island Tattoo joke: What kind of M&M's are Tattoo's favorite?
I know you all heard this one before, or if not, can figure it out- so I wont bother with the punch-line. It was really funny when I was 7- last year.

Photo illustration- stress is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress which is holding me up from painting which is giving me stress... something's gotta give sometime- please let it be the case:

Being the rocket scientist that I am- when I first saw these two, I thought they were in combat. I wondered if and how I should separate them to make peace. I swear this thought only lasted a split second- before I realized they were actually doing something else. Obviously- I've never seen butterflies do it--till yesterday. Great timing for once.
MonarchButterfliesContactSheet:

Here's my bug/insect collection/my idea board. I might bug you later and work up and post another idea that wouldn't fit on the slate. Is it legal to do that?
(Cricket to enlarge)